Tuesday, April 14, 2015

MADGE

MADGE SUCKING DRAKE FACE



Everyone is buzzing about The Legend Madonna seemingly forcing a kiss on young innocent Drake…oh the horror of it all! Yes I have watched the video and yes I see Drake looking woozy about to toss his cookies but I don't think its because of her age. I think dirty nasty ole Madonna (ole as in she is always playing dirty) spit in that mans mouth to show him whose boss. Its a dominatrix move coveted by many who want to be dominated. As I also witnessed was his hand going up for her hair to show he was into it until dirty Madge threw his hand away and spit in his mouth making him her BITCH. She 50 shades of greyed him and left him looking like a 5 year old who was having a cough syrup fit. Everyone is jumping to protect this wanksta's ego and assassinate her character because she put herself in the position of ultimate sexual power by doing something repulsive to a man who thinks he has seen it all with that stupid cocky look he consistently wears. People are whining that if Drake was a female and Madge a man it would be a rapist move but I clearly see him leaning back and trying to take control by grabbing her head and was quickly checked. BTW, I am one of those people who would like to see Madonna evolve I thought she did with the Ray of Light album but we were all tricked. I want to see her cover her 56 year old ass and act like The Legend she is and not the Boy Toy she once was..its over Madge (in my Drake voice) its time for a new act that makes us feel that it's cool to age gracefully with dignity. After all Madonna is not sorry its human nature, she's not your bitch don't hang your sh*t on her. 
- Goddess Luna




UrbanHaute is Back Fashionistas!!!

I am back after a long time away from what I love and what drives my creativity. Its been a long time coming but a change gone come and its here with UrbanHaute. We are here to stay and are doing it for the Gods! Lets discuss the BS that consistently rolls in the way of an UrbanHaute and the Beauty that blesses and curses the UrbanHaute's unorthodox existence.

Perhaps my beloved Sapios you have forgotten what makes one an UrbanHaute. An UrbanHaute is a trailblazer who is a non conformist in the midst of mundanity where others fear to be apart from the sheeple and loves to bask in their own world of bohemia in bliss of eccentricity and eclectic tastes.


UrbanHaute Archetypes:



GRACE JONES

CYNDI LAUPER

MICHAEL JACKSON

JAMES BALDWIN

ANDY WARHOL 

ANDRE LEON TALLEY

MADONNA

MICK JAGGER

JEAN MICHEL BASQUIAT

NEFERTITI

HARRIET TUBMAN

LINA VIKTOR

KEITH HARRING

ADAM ANT

YVES SAINT LAURENT

TUPAC

DAVID BOWIE

LITTLE RICHARD

DEBRA HARRY

ZORA NEALE HURSTON

JOAN OF ARC

M.I.A
RIHANNA

LADY GAGA

MARLON BRANDO