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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

MADGE

MADGE SUCKING DRAKE FACE

Everyone is buzzing about The Legend Madonna seemingly forcing a kiss on young innocent Drake…oh the horror of it all! Yes I have watched the video and yes I see Drake looking woozy about to toss his cookies but I don't think its because of her age. I think dirty nasty ole Madonna (ole as in she is always playing dirty) spit in that mans mouth to show him whose boss. Its a dominatrix move coveted by many who want to be dominated. As I also witnessed was his hand going up for her hair to show he was into it until dirty Madge threw his hand away and spit in his mouth making him her BITCH. She 50 shades of greyed him and left him looking like a 5 year old who was having a cough syrup fit. Everyone is jumping to protect this wanksta's ego and assassinate her character because she put herself in the position of ultimate sexual power by doing something repulsive to a man who thinks he has seen it all with that stupid cocky look he consistently wears. People are whining that if Drake was a female and Madge a man it would be a rapist move but I clearly see him leaning back and trying to take control by grabbing her head and was quickly checked. BTW, I am one of those people who would like to see Madonna evolve I thought she did with the Ray of Light album but we were all tricked. I want to see her cover her 56 year old ass and act like The Legend she is and not the Boy Toy she once was..its over Madge (in my Drake voice) its time for a new act that makes us feel that it's cool to age gracefully with dignity. After all Madonna is not sorry its human nature, she's not your bitch don't hang your sh*t on her.
- Goddess Luna

UrbanHaute is Back Fashionistas!!!

I am back after a long time away from what I love and what drives my creativity. Its been a long time coming but a change gone come and its here with UrbanHaute. We are here to stay and are doing it for the Gods! Lets discuss the BS that consistently rolls in the way of an UrbanHaute and the Beauty that blesses and curses the UrbanHaute's unorthodox existence.

Perhaps my beloved Sapios you have forgotten what makes one an UrbanHaute. An UrbanHaute is a trailblazer who is a non conformist in the midst of mundanity where others fear to be apart from the sheeple and loves to bask in their own world of bohemia in bliss of eccentricity and eclectic tastes.

UrbanHaute Archetypes:

GRACE JONES

CYNDI LAUPER

MICHAEL JACKSON

JAMES BALDWIN

ANDY WARHOL

ANDRE LEON TALLEY

MADONNA

MICK JAGGER

JEAN MICHEL BASQUIAT

NEFERTITI

HARRIET TUBMAN

LINA VIKTOR

KEITH HARRING

ADAM ANT

YVES SAINT LAURENT

TUPAC

DAVID BOWIE

LITTLE RICHARD

DEBRA HARRY

ZORA NEALE HURSTON

JOAN OF ARC

M.I.A

RIHANNA

LADY GAGA

MARLON BRANDO

Saturday, November 5, 2011

GoddessLuna's HATE RANT!!!!!!!

Divo Lawrence Washington

I am tired of turning around and seeing hate because of misconceptions or misunderstandings. Why are people so angry and quick to jump to conclusions without opening their eyes to what is before them. It is because people take things personally. If one person has a belief system that is tailored to what they want out of life. What business is it of yours? Especially if what they want is not out of the same pool? Why be threatened by something or someone that has nothing to do with your lifestyle? We all have the right to be whatever we want and do whatever we wish(as long as it is legal). Which includes our beliefs. My beliefs are in no way a reflection of the entire world or do I believe that everyone should subscribe to my beliefs. When I express what it is that I desire it does not negate other people's expressions of their desires. I am noticing an aggressive view in people who perceive themselves to be open minded. I once was one of those people. Where we force our "liberal" views on EVERYBODY, not realizing everybody does not feel the same way. When these views are forced, they are not liberal they are near psychotic. People have the right to have opinions and ideals. My ideals make it possible for me to navigate MY world. Of course some ideals are dangerous or plain ridiculous. Such as violence or hate. We are all adults who understand and can recognize reasonable ideals.

Are we headed for this?

It is reasonable for me to not date a man who is unemployed on his mothers couch without aspirations. However does that mean I will never date a man who happens to be unemployed at the time we meet? It depends. Is he between jobs/careers, what are his aspirations? He could be on his mother's couch because his company folded... and he exhausted his funds trying to save his life's dream. There are always exceptions. Thats why I get to know people on an individual basis. There are also signs that someone is not worth getting to know. If I went on a date with a guy.. Lets say we are bowling on our date... he bends over as he throws his bowling ball and he reveals he is wearing a red thong. Should I be alarmed? Is that normal? Would I not be "liberal" because I don't want a second date. Am I wrong to not overlook the red thong? Are we living in a world where people expect us to except every and anything. Can I not have standards? I am not sure what a man wearing a red thong can indicate however I know it is not going to work for ME. It may work for plenty of other people. It does not mean I hate red thongs or that I hate men. I just don't like men in red thongs. I do see red thongs as something feminine. I like my man to be what we all can identify as masculine. Does that make me Hitler, anti gay or anti feminist? Is it right for us to stop identifying what we perceive as being masculine or feminine. After all I cannot change who I am. I am black and female. or is it that I don't want to change. Micheal Jackson bleached his skin beyond white and Chasity Bono is now Chaz with a full beard.

Chastiy....uh Chaz has switched beats

Are we bad people because we may not agree with these radical changes? I am a fan of MJs and I have no problem with Chaz.. if it were one of my children I would honestly be perplexed. I would want them to love being what the creator created them as. I would want them to not be preoccupied with the way the world perceives them aesthetically. It would be great if they would focus on their integrity and intelligence. My wishes for my future children has nothing to do with whether or not I would be supportive if they wanted to make a change that drastic. Neither does it indicate that I am not supportive of people who have made the choice to change their sex or skin color. In the end I prefer people to do what makes them happy without causing detriment to themselves or others around them. Again as adults we should be able to identify what is necessary and what is a reflection of a serious psychosis. Not all people changing their sexes are sane and there are people who honestly feel deep within that they are the wrong sex. It may well be a defect mentally or physically. However Choosing to elect to have your genitals removed surgically is pretty extreme. That is a fact that cannot be ignored however it is that person's right. Also they should not be judged in a way that can bring them harm. But we can't pretend that it is normal. Not normal does not equate BAD. It just simply means most people on planet earth do not do it. Slavery in America at one point was "normal". Because a lot of Americans at the time had slaves in no way means it was right... it was just normal. "Normal" is constantly changing from generation to generation. I am old school and traditional in the context of my culture.

WTF?????????

When I identify a man and choose to pick him by the way he dresses I am simply using my right of elimination. Because it is 2011 does not mean natural selection has disappeared from our species. We are living in a world where homosexuality is out in the open again (this is not the first time in history). It is necessary through natural selection that I can identify initially who is available to me and who is not. You cannot judge a book by its cover but you can get an idea of whether you want to go further. Men who tend to have feminine tastes usually are homosexual. NOT men who have feminine traits.. there is a DIFFERENCE. If a man wants to wear female clothing (Because there is a such thing as women's clothing.. it is labeled as such EVERYWHERE) and still attract women, he would have a difficult time getting women to stop and speak to him. NO WOMAN is going to ignore that he has a dress on and pass him the digits. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, unless you are PRINCE in heels.

How U Doing???

Throughout the centuries dressing traditions have changed from men wearing robes which resemble dresses to women wearing pants. Now with the modern flexibility of sex roles women and men can wear whatever they want. Do men and women have specific roles. I believe they do, specifically. There is a reason why I can't lift over a certain amount of weight. It is because I have a womb. I would not want to damage my body doing things it was not designed for. There is a reason a man does not bleed every month. It is because he does not give birth to babies. It is unnecessary. A male and female are different for reasons. Why is it an issue today to recognize that men and women are different. We are equals not in what we can do but in a way that compliments our existence to one another. We are suppose to create a balance. If we were the same and did the same exact things we would tip the scale straight to our annihilation. We do have roles. How we define them is our prerogative and subject to our relationships. I feel I have the right to dismiss a man who is over a certain age wearing dirty sneakers, a tee shirt, and filthy jeans to a formal event. It is mostly like a reflection of the state of his life. I would perceive him to be someone who does not take pride in himself. A person with no self value is not going to value someone else. I have lived long enough through trial and error to realize what you look like can determine who you are. Of course like everything else there ARE exceptions.

His & Hers matching thongs? REALLY?

Monday, October 24, 2011

UrbanHaute SCARY TOP TEN

UrbanHaute Goes SPOOKY OOOoooooooooOOOO

10. CreepShow (1982) Stephen King

Five tales of terror are presented. The first deals with a demented old man returning from the grave to get the Father's Day cake his murdering daughter never gave him. The second is about a not-too-bright farmer discovering a meteor that turns everything into plant-life. The third is about a vengeful husband burying his wife and her lover up to their necks on the beach. The fourth is about a creature that resides in a crate under the steps of a college. The final story is about an ultra-rich businessman who gets his comeuppance from cockroaches. -Tod Bobenrieth..IMDb

"This was one of our favorite Halloween family movies. This spooky delight both amused and scared us. "WHERE'S MY CAKE?!!"

9. CandyMan (1992) Clive Barker

Helen Lyle is a student who decides to write a thesis about local legends and myths. She visits a part of the town, where she learns about the legend of the Candyman, a one-armed man who appears when you say his name five times, in front of a mirror. Of course, Helen doesn't believe all this stuff, but the people of the area are really afraid. When she ignores their warnings and begins her investigation in the places that he is rumored to appear, a series of horrible murders begins. Could the legend be true? -Chris Makrozahopoulos..IMDb

"The projects have never been scarier" -

8. HellRaiser (1987) Clive Barker

An unfaithful wife encounters the zombie of her dead lover, who's being chased by demons after he escaped from their sado-masochistic Hell. -IMDb

"This is just plain ole nasty gore"

7. Halloween (1978) John Carpenter (THE ORIGINAL)

A psychotic murderer institutionalized since childhood escapes and stalks a high school girl and her friends while his doctor chases him through the streets.

"Mike Myers mask is the scariest of all time. Jason and Freddy don't have nothing on his sneak up behind you tactics."

6. A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) Wes Craven (THE ORIGINAL)

In the dreams of his victims, a spectral child murderer stalks the children of the members of the lynch mob that killed him.

"As a child I thought Freddy was lurking in every basement from my school to my house....Freddy's image has terrified and haunted me from childhood."

5. Psycho (1960) Alfred Hitchcock (THE ORIGINAL)

A young woman steals $40,000 from her employer's client, and subsequently encounters a young motel proprietor too long under the domination of his mother.

"I can still hear that creepy voice... "Norman, Norman.."

4. Phantasm (1979) Don Coscarelli

A young boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a mysterious arsenal of terrible weapons with him.

"The Tall Man--Nuff said"

ROUNDING OFF THE TOP THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. IT (1990) Stephen King

In 1960, seven outcast kids known as "The Loser Club" fight an evil demon who poses as a child-killing clown. 30 years later, they are called back to fight the same clown again.

"WE ALL FLOAT"..

2. POLTEIGIST (1982) Steven Spielberg

A young family are visited by ghosts in their home. At first the ghosts appear friendly, moving objects around the house to the amusement of everyone, then they turn nasty and start to terrorise the family before they "kidnap" the youngest daughter. -Written by Rob Hartill

"Caroline step into the light"

1. Serpent & The Rainbow

Dennis Allan is a scientist who visits Haiti on the strength of a rumour of a drug which renders the recipient totally paralyzed but conscious. The drug's effects often fool doctors, who declare the victims dead. Could this be the origin of the "zombie" legend? Alan embarks on a surprising and often surreal investigation of the turbulent social chaos that is Haiti during the revolution which ousted hated dictator "Baby Doc" Duvalier. Often a pawn in a greater game, Alan must decide what is science, what is superstition, and what is the unknown in a anarchistic society where police corruption and witch-doctory are commonplace. -Written by Murray Chapman..IMDb

"This ish was scary as hell!!! The scene with the burning boat carrying that scary voodoo lady in all white across the river-INSOMNIA. -UH